deloitte

A company, like any other, that is led by out-of-touch, miserable, lonely, and pathetic partners.

These partners make broad generalizations about the younger members of their company's work force who happen to have negative opinions about the lifestyle they were thrown into upon signing their offer letters. They support these generalizations by throwing about unsubstantiated facts and figures (see the "20-30%" comment and the "daddy" reference in definition 2. above) and whining to anyone who will listen that they can't figure out how to keep talented accountants.

Further proof of the fact that those at the partnership level are out of synch with those who actually do their grunt work lies in the partners' belief that the audit staff members are unable to admit to themselves that they made a mistake in choosing their profession. This is completely false. Every one of these so-called "over-achieving grads" will freely admit their mistake. But calling it a "mistake" isn't exactly fair, is it? It would be more truthful to say that they were "duped" into employment by way of empty promises, audit room war stories, and lucrative internships.

These partners continue to walk around with their heads in the clouds, making up fantastic stories to explain the parade of 3rd-, 4th-, and 5th-years walking out the Deloitte door each year. These made-up stories include, but are not limited to, impressive details about their workers desperately trying to impress "daddy", workers who didn't pay for college themselves, and workers who "do not yet realize the benefit of hard work." Again, see definition 2 above.

Deloitte staff auditors do realize the likely benefit of hard their work, and that is the crux of the problem. They know that rising stars will be rewarded with unreasonable expectations, longer hours, unhealthy lifestyles, divorces, and depression.

The pathetic Deloitter's handle above is "wassabisperm". Enough said.

by wet-behind-the-ears March 30, 2005

Deloitte

a shortend way of saying toilet and douche

I don't know why but everytime I hear Deloitte and Touche I thik Toilet and Douche. And by the way, is that a bloody turd in the toilet?

by Mo Hutch December 28, 2005

dealwithable

To make more manageable

Taking a break every thirty minutes makes work much more dealwithable.

by Jay1ofmany September 11, 2007

Deloitte

A construct of high-dollar sales tactics promising advanced technologies delivered at break-neck speeds on platforms they know nothing about, relying mostly on guess work and consultants of consultants.

I've never written any code in C#. No matter... i'll Deloitte it.

by getLernd November 15, 2018

delitious

scrumptious; delectable; similar to “delicious”; usually used to describe brown explosions, greased goosling, fresh baked bread, and any red colored liquid

This brown explosion looks absolutely delitious, and my mouth is watering.

by kpetrova_1492 November 28, 2022

Adelle DeWitt

A complete legend from the short-lived Joss Whedon TV cult masterpiece Dollhouse. She is as hard as nails. She can take a bullet without flinching and runs the Dollhouse very well until it ultimately leads to the end of the world.

She doesn't like Caroline which is understandable because Caroline seems like a bit of a nob.

Basically, an example of perfection to us all.

Amy: Adelle DeWitt is a legend!

Gareth: I concurr.

*

I was watching Dollhouse and Adelle DeWitt managed not to wig, despite having been shot and the approaching end of the world.

by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011

deloitter

to hang around aimlessly; stand around or move without apparent purpose <usually with large costs associated with establishment owner>

The project was going really well until the scope changes; after that the consultants were doing nothing but deloittering around.

I just finished my presentation today so I'm going to deloitter the afternoon away.

by dj yellow fever March 31, 2005