Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011

Dejun

Has a big cock

James said “Dejun has a huge penis”

by Hdhfifg April 18, 2020

debutard

a rich, spoiled, female retard

being a debutard, ashlee didn't know the difference between al franken and frankenstein

by t-dawggggg May 13, 2006

shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

by Andrew! June 13, 2004

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

deuterostome

Deuterostomes (taxonomic term: Deuterostomia; from the Greek: "second mouth") are a superphylum of animals. They are a subtaxon of the Bilateria branch of the subregnum Eumetazoa, and are opposed to the protostomes. Deuterostomes are distinguished by their embryonic development; in deuterostomes, the first opening (the blastopore) becomes the anus, while in protostomes it becomes the mouth.

There are four living phyla of deuterostomes:

Phylum Chordata (vertebrates and their kin)
Phylum Echinodermata (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, etc.)
Phylum Hemichordata (acorn worms and possibly graptolites)
Phylum Xenoturbellida (2 species of worm-like animals)

"That asshat! He is an undeveloped deuterostome!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

The Deutsch Show

When someone charismatic is hilarious and makes jokes that work out perfectly, sometimes the people that person is hanging out with feel like they are watching a show. They would call that "The Deutsch Show"
A metaphorical title for someone's antics.

"Alex Deutsch is hilarious!"
"She runs her own The Deutsch Show"

by hearmymeow December 28, 2009