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People on Reddit who think they are smarter than they are and over analyze evidence and come up with a flimsy at best explanations. Most of the time they start the spread of false information and end up hurting the case.
Person #1: I FIGURED OUT WHO KILLED BECKY!
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.
Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.
Person #2: How do you know this?
Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.
Person #2: Thats it?
Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?
Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
Person #2: Who? Her case has been unsolved for years.
Person #1: If you look at this photo, that was taken an hour before she died, you can clearly see a man in the background who bribed her friend on the right into killing her.
Person #2: How do you know this?
Person #1: At one point in the night they talked.
Person #2: Thats it?
Person #1: Yeah. Ain't I so smart?
Person #2: You stupid Reddit Detective.
by Weirdo Sheep September 17, 2017
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Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
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Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
by autosnorrect June 16, 2011
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