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The Most Popular Definitions

You searched the most popular definitions on google wishing to find the list, but, you just got sent here because well... the internet probably hates you lol.
Person: types the most popular definitions
Same person: ooh thats it
The exact same person: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I GOT SENT HERE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
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Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times
If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!
by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016
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What the first paragraph says in the when you define a new word in the Urban Dictionary.
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

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Name definitions

Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”

Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
by Arthur Van Graff February 9, 2018
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stupid definitions on urban dictionary

Any definition on Urban Dictionary where a word totally random or innocent can be turned into a slang for drugs/"body parts" or something during sex (see examples).
Santa Claus - After copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with semen on the other partner.

Bubble - a females ass, preferably big

carpet - the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

alaskan firedragon - When a man is just about to ejaculate while recieving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

All these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
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More random definitions

What the button in the bottom of the urban dictionary page says. If you press the button, it takes you to a bunch of random definitions.
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