Sebastian Debeste

"The Best" prosecutor. Will make criminals piss n' shit their pants with his shining logic and, naturally, he's always number 1. When compared to "The Best", Miles Edgeworth will appear quite inculpable.

Edgeworth: you are not "The Best" prosecutor
Sebastian Debeste: yes I am, the culprit is obviously that guy over there! Here is the evidence
Edgewater: AGH! He truly is the best, he should be chief prosecutor and he is truly comparable to his father
Pops: that's my son!

by CoolFood64 May 26, 2022

debitchify

the act of getting rid of all the bitches in one's life.

'oh i don't know why alison is being such a bitch! i thought we were friends!'

'dude, seriously, you need to debitchify your life.'

by onnnnnnnnnn July 14, 2009

deist

Someone who believes that God created the universe, but completely seperated himself from it.

Phil believes in God, but not any form of divine intervention, making him a deist.

by El Singario September 28, 2005

Credit or debit?

A coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their butt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their ass (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. The association being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.

As Gabrielle stepped out of the pool, I noticed she had a severe wedgie. So to save my friend any embarrassment, I quickly yelled " Hey Gabrielle, credit or debit?" whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.

by Bubbatoon September 5, 2011

debitchery

Debitchery is a direct result of being both drunken and bitchy. Often, though not always, the former is a precursor to the latter. When a woman drinks too much her inhibitions sink and either a screaming confrontation with another party, and/or an uncalled for brutal tirade ensues.

Man, normally Mindy is pretty chill, but last night there was some major debitchery.

by matt_h November 5, 2007

deist

Additionally, being a deist, such as myself, one can believe that a higher power created the universe and that is all. The guy that posted something about how a higher power wouldn't have any dealings with humans was on the right track.

A deist is as close as you can get to athiesm and not be an athiest.

by Jason Jason June 14, 2005

debster

To "debster" something is to unwittingly stumble into a risque Internet meme while having innocent intentions.

"TheDebster: She & I took turns using a cup today since she forgot hers. How's that for green? One cup - two people." "Oh, you totally debstered that!"

by RobotTerror February 9, 2009