Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.
Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.
Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.
by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010
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by 89BMW325ix August 14, 2014
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Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.
Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021
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Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
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A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.
Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.
by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008
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Weeb: hey im fergus
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
Randy: oh hey, what tv shows do you watch?
Weeb: i love anime
Randy: im not into anime but thats co--
Weeb:WHAT THE F### DID YOU SAY
Randy: i said im not into anime...dont be such an anime defender
by Big horse donkeys64 November 30, 2019
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Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh, that show? Oof
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron
Voltron Legendary Defender ? Oh no no no.
Voltron Legendary Defender ? That show made me cry till 3 a.m
Voltron Legendary Defender is a great show, well, untill season 7-8.
Voltron Legendary Defender is a remake of Voltron
by Just_another_smol_bean March 1, 2019
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