deathmonkey

A nebulous term for anything so bizarre, so brain-imploding insane it defies all description or categorization. Also a form of wrestling.

Adj: "Last night's jello orgy was so deathmonkey!"
Verb: "I totally deathmonkeyed that sonnet." "Hey baby, let's deathmonkey."
Noun: "Beware the deathmonkey."
Exclamation: "DEATHMONKEY!!!!!"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

Deathcake

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.

o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?

by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

Deathwing

Deathwing the prostitute, formerly known as the Butt Fuck guy (pronounced BUHTT-FUHCK-GUYE) eats ASS

deathwing ate his ass

by mrduck69lol December 23, 2019

Cambodian Deathmask

The act of scooping out/removing a girl's eyes before spreading your scrotum over her face so as to cover it completely.

Warning: can only be performed once with any girl

Sally said she wanted to try something kinky, so Billy gave her a Cambodian Deathmask. Needless to say, their relationship wasn't quite the same afterward.

by teabag boys October 16, 2010

Deathspanking

The act of playing long sessions of the game Deathspank.

I've been waiting to go Deathspanking since the game came out.

by OneLostBox July 22, 2010

deathwad

A sandwich carried in a backpack with other objects until it is mashed into a nearly unidentifiable mass. Frequently used by people who work outside and carry their lunch with them, especially field archaeologists. Has its origin in the late 1970s in the Death Valley region of California, but the term is still regularly used today.

A peanut butter and jelly deathwad is much safer than a ham and cheese, especially on a hot day when the mayonnaise has gone clear.

by Perry Ydargo April 4, 2010

Deathanomia

The act of being dead for a long period of time on the internet and then returning to tell the tale.

After 2 years slayer came out of his deathanomia

by Resortified October 16, 2013