deathwad

A sandwich carried in a backpack with other objects until it is mashed into a nearly unidentifiable mass. Frequently used by people who work outside and carry their lunch with them, especially field archaeologists. Has its origin in the late 1970s in the Death Valley region of California, but the term is still regularly used today.

A peanut butter and jelly deathwad is much safer than a ham and cheese, especially on a hot day when the mayonnaise has gone clear.

deathwad by Perry Ydargo April 4, 2010

deathwatch 

The act of befriending really sick old people in the attempt that when they die they give you money, houses, cars, and or other items that you can use to keep funding your insane life style.

Hey honey!, I met this really old rich woman, she has no family, Sweet! let's put her on our deathwatch, I could use a vacation right now...

deathwatch by Goforitguy August 20, 2016

Deathrad 

When something is unusually or outstandingly deserving of recognition; in layman's terms "freaking awesome".

A man on a snowboard does a backflip.
A random bystander exclaims "dude, that's totally deathrad!"
A second random bystander inquires "what does that mean?"
The first bystander replies "if you have to ask you'll never know."
Random bystander number two says "awkward left handed chicken"

Deathrad by Pineapple Faces July 23, 2011

DeathAdder 

A Type of gaming mouse developed by Razer

Dude I purchased a DeathAdder for gaming

DeathAdder by madman587587 January 13, 2010

deathwank 

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

deathwank by ci2k2 August 14, 2002

Deathwater 

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

Deathwater by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

deathaddict 

A really fucking cursed, murder induced, porn filled website.

Guy: Hey wanna look at deathaddict

Guy 2 : Fuck no that sites insane.

deathaddict by JustManDie? April 21, 2020