Deather

An individual, often a disgruntled birther, who, under the impression that nothing good for America is allowed to happen while Barack Obama is President of the United States, believes either one of two things regarding the death of Osama Bin Laden:

a) He is not actually dead.

b) He was killed a long time and was kept on ice should the administration ever need a political distraction.

Deather - "He ain't dead until I see his corpse."

(I wish I was joking.)

by magzillas May 31, 2011

Deathening

Similar to 'deafening' but causing death, rather than deafness.

Boy: How was swimming
Girl: Dude it was deathening.

by Slightly Distressed Horse November 28, 2017

deather

A person who believes that Osama bin Ladin was not killed, and that President Obama announced he was dead to increase his approval ratings.

When birthers were given the proof they so vehemently hoped didn't exist, deathers were soon born.

by dysfam May 25, 2011

deathaddict

A really fucking cursed, murder induced, porn filled website.

Guy: Hey wanna look at deathaddict

Guy 2 : Fuck no that sites insane.

by JustManDie? April 21, 2020

deathetho

Deathetho is the one friend that mains yasuo in league of legends and is a virgin for life. He constantly feeds and never carries his team, most useless person ever.

Martha: Omg did u see him? He mains yasuo and is toxic.
John: Yea thats deathetho

by Pepsicle January 14, 2021

Deathbed Status

After a night of drinking, the inability to get out of bed the next day except to puke. Deathbed status lasts almost an entire day and consists of rolling around in bed feeling horrible with some occasional light sleeping. No appetite the entire day is required. The termination of deathbed status depends on the person but it usually comes around nighttime when an intense craving for Taco Bell is had. Deathbed status officially ends when the person is devouring their Taco Bell food and feeling alive. An entire day has been wasted doing absolutely nothing but the amazingness of the Taco Bell meal makes the day feel somewhat successful.

"How'd that Four Loko treat you on Saturday night?"

" Horrible man. I was deathbed status the entire next day"

by Kekambas013 May 17, 2012

Deather

Somebody who doesn't believe that Osama Bin Laden is really dead, that Barack Obama fabricated the entire thing for publicity or to take everyones mind off his birth certificate. Very similar to a birther, who doesn't believe that Barack Obama was born in this country.

Man A: Fuck, did you see the news? Osama Bin Laden is dead!

Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.

Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.

by Famous Frank May 25, 2011