Durbakianism

Worship of the man known as David Durbak. This has been proven to be extremely creepy. This cult is known to address David Durbak as Lord Durbie. This is not to be confused with the favorite childhood toy, ferbie.

Origins of this cult is on display in the darkroom. This picture depicts durbaks last supper. surrounded by the founders of durbakism, he looks out to the heavens.

Lance: Lord Durbie, where are the scissors?

Durbak: Young Grasshopper, you cannot be trusted with sharp objects

Brittany: Well said durbie, gee whiz durbakianism is so wonderful!

by fallingpandacow May 15, 2010

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.

Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?

by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022

durber

1. A girl who gives blowjobs to people who mumble
2. A woman who gives great handjobs/blowjobs

1. richards girlfriend is a durber, or so i have heard.
2. do you see those lips, she must be a durber.
3. Batty was a nerd but his gf was a durber
4. Yeh, my gf is a durber, i gt cum in her eye afterwards though

by Ian Bonwik December 28, 2007

Dirtball Durbin

A Dirtball Durbin is usually a dirty-brown haired male, who is almost 100% of the time gay. He is always looking to get butt fucked, and doesn't ever get any pussy. Dirtball Durbin is the dirtiest of the dirts, and is known by everyone as a Dirtball. The only time a girl calls him cute is out of pity.

Person 1: Look at that greasy faggot over there!

Person 2: Hey, that's Dirtball Durbin!

by bm696969 August 1, 2012

durbin

Used commonly as a term for a girl who gives head or just any guy or girl who is down for kickin it.

"Look at that girl right there..."

"She durbin?"

"Hell yea. She Durbin everyone."

by DJ Fresh March 29, 2007

durber

A female who gives head or also known as a female who suck dick

Dat gurl iz a good durber
or
Sally is a durber

by Shaqura May 4, 2005

Durbin

A sizeable portion of lint which becomes trapped in the foreskin area of the penis causing irritability and a foul odor. Usually resulting from obsessive masturbation with socks or fornication with stuffed animals.

She rose from performing felatio only to find a moist piece of durbin between her teeth.

by Sugardong October 16, 2014