dick dazed

Someone that has been so hypnotized by the dick, they walk around in a,complete daze.

""Hey Jess, whats wrong with Roxy?"
"Oh nothing, Rick, shes just been Dick Dazed"

by Jizzy WestSide March 19, 2014

Dazed

When someone is ignorant or not aware of something that they ought to know.

Just because a woman is fat does not make her booty attractive bro, you're dazed. Tbh I've seen some pretty fat ass chicks with some flat ass cheeks you nam sayin' !

by thEbX41 November 2, 2012

Dazed and Confused

The best Led Zeppelin song next to Stairway to Heaven. This song has amazing drumming by John Bonham, a good bass performance by John Paul Jones, fantastic vocals by Robert Plant, and of course awesome guitar by the famous Jimmy Page. The song is nearly flawless and the lyrics are good too. The middle of the song totally changes pace and then it blends right back into the main song.

Been dazed and confused for so long its not true

by Matt F September 1, 2004

Dazzled

To be owned by members of the teen soap 'Hollyoaks.'

Darren: 'You just got Dazzled there, lad!'

by Dazzle Osborne December 3, 2015

Dazzled

-impressed.
-flattered.

"do i dazzle you?"
"frequently."

girl just got dazzled

by twigirl December 19, 2008

Dick-dazzled

(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.

(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.

by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008

dazzey dukes

Very short shorts, worn by daisy duke in the dukes of hazzard.

Dude, check out that chick in those dazzey dukes.

by Someone September 14, 2003