Dayton

A small city in Ohio, located in Montgomery County and is associated with the "Rust Belt" of the mid-west. Dayton wants so bad to be like Columbus and Cincinnati that it embraces its high crime rate, but refuses to add anything of value to draw economic growth.

It is home to wannabe "gangstas", pretentious wannabe "big city" dwellers and abandoned houses and factories.

Biff: "Well, tonight Madison and I shall be dinning at Jay's"
De' Travion: "Boy you be thirsty, cuz me n my boyz gone steal yo ride, bitch..."
Dan: "God help me...I have to get out of Dayton"

by Rule303 March 17, 2011

Dayton

Small town of Dayton, Washington. A place where The Crazies could have possibly been filmed. Contains only one street light that most of the time doesn't work. People there are all whores. They cheat on their husbands and get divorces, and then just go hang out in the bar because of their miserable lives. Teen pregnancies are very high because most students just drop out of high school in their class of 28. Why would you go to college? There's plently of farmland, and plenty of penises to ride with plenty of hairy beer bellies attached. But there are some good sides to it. The hills are pretty.

"So you're from Dayton? Does that mean you live on a farm?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you're pregnant?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you've done nothing with your life?"
"Bingo."

Dude, Dayton sucks.

by barbra manitee. May 1, 2011

Dayton

A sweet kind loving boy,he is nice to anyone and everyone but sometimes people can get on his nerves.Also,Dayton makes more friends who are girls then boys.Dayton Is a clumsy,clever,and beautiful boy.

Selena:Dayton is so kind!

by sdewrere April 20, 2017

Dayton

Dayton is the hottest man on the face of this earth.
He has the biggest dick,abbiest abs,and sexiest bod.
To bad hes not yours.
hes madalyns.
KGB,bye.

Madalyn:Hey katie look at that sexy sexy man over there.
Katie:omg,look at his weiny!He must be a dayton:D

by Lezbin April 28, 2011

Dayton

Dayton is a nerd, but doesn't care, he is very handsome but doesn't think so, he has the best personality and he is hilarious. he is incredibly sweet and smart. Dayton doesn't like to share his feelings unless he trusts you. Shy when you first meet him, but watch out when you get to know him!

Man, I am so lucky to have Dayton as a friend and someone to talk to.

by ag27482 May 25, 2018

Dayton

the kid that always shows up to school with a yellow shirt on, never has any other colored shirts on. He's funny, and interesting. But also kinda gay (for julian). He's loud and sporadic but a good friend to rely on.

Person 1: who's the kid with the yellow shirt?
Person 2: that's gotta be Dayton.

by rin_9 May 18, 2023

Dayton

A city in southwestern Ohio whose sole positive attribute is it's large human negative divergence.

Dayton, the center of recovered farmland

by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011