A very homosexual video gamer commonly seen in dark places with an xbox controller in hand, he is a nocturnal beast who tends to sleep through all sunlit hours of the day. It usually tries to attract girls with its fake straightness charm, but is almost always unsuccessful, at best atracting multiple mashas monkeys to his presence.
Ryan: YO stop being a Dayton!
J Rod: What are you talking about!
Ryan: Look at all those Masha monkeys coming our way there are like seven of them!! I saw u attract them with your fake straight charm