Dartmouth

A four-year liberal arts institution in the Ivy League, Dartmouth is known for being the GREATEST F___ING SCHOOL ON EARTH. Despite being the smallest Ivy league school, it owns every other school in the league. And the food's pretty good too.

Dartmouth is awesome.

by Rev. Wheelock November 1, 2006

bilge dasto

A bilge comprised almost entirely of dasto.

Wield pre to begin with wiping ceiling of bilge dasto.

by Hoop December 31, 2003

dastard

a fancy way of saying coward

"I'm smarter than you so I use big words like dastard to describe myself."

by papaya January 30, 2005

Dartmouth Caesar

The official beverage of Halifax, Nova Scotia's (Canada) delinquent, semi retarded, sister city.

The DC differs from a traditional Caesar in that it is a shot, and will make people hate you.

How to make a Dartmouth Caesar:

1. Rim a standard 1 ounce shot glass with celery salt... Read More
2. Fill with 1/2 ounce vodka
3. Place on table/bar/hooker's hip bone.
4. Fill with another 1/2 ounce of ketchup
5. Drink

(After doing a DC) "Ahhhh sh*t! That Dartmouth Caesar tasted like an 80 proof abortion"

by Nickels McNiner June 25, 2009

Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

by bobbybovine July 6, 2011

dstm

Acronym for Don't Shoot The Messenger

"Omg are you kidding me that sucks!!!"
"Hey, dstm."

by Ruby Rose the Riveter June 29, 2015

Datsm

Datsm Also Known for missing Tap Ins.
Score 1 on 1s?!😭😭 No amigo we don’t do that here.

People who are called datsm are known for being suicidal and Losing to 3”11 Kids In boxing fights. Also known for being a failure in basically everything this doesn’t change the fact that he’s my idol in my honest books

Datsm Is finished
Datsm Is Fatherless
Datsm Touches children

by cold Completed pass November 22, 2021