danky

awsome, cool, crazy
to teabag at a sausage fest

yo man that shit is so danky.

i cant wait to get danky with mike

by ten00b April 16, 2009

Danky

A lifestyle and a brand used mainly in israel to not give a fuck about anything you and your friends do . To live life in a high fashioned fuckin fun time

What’s your summer plans ? I’m goin to Vegas and going Danky style on everyone !

by The dirty dank August 28, 2019

Danky

An exceptionally tall, graceful, plant-smoking individual (usually male) who is brave, unconventional, and adores shapeshifting for the purpose of fucking paradigms.

My husband is a danky human, with immeasurable love for life and all it's components.

by foxyarcher June 01, 2013

danky

used to describe the shitty weed that haggard people buy from other haggard people

dude im high right now but that weed was danky as fuck..

by asian stoner dude... yeah asians smoke weed too October 07, 2005

danky

anything that's extremely bad

ouch that was a danky pain; that is one danky ass

by Dominic Ciofalo October 15, 2006

danky

The penis, if exceptionally well proportioned.

These briefs are squishing my danky.
If you tinkle when you sprinkle, use a hanky for your danky.

by Terrible April 21, 2006

Danky Claus

Every Dankmas or Danky morning, day, evening or night Father Cannabis defends his bong of joy to deliver vast quantities of illicit substances to unexpecting but welcoming individuals. Man of few words, Danky Claus appears, jeers the crowd, lights his spliff and has to dip, if you trip he'll help you quick, blowing smoke "OH, OH, OH's" to all before he drips. He is married to a lass named Mandy(UK), or Molly(US) (nee X) and only begins his shift after his time with his wife.

He enjoys vacationing in his houses in Amsterdam, Thailand, and Jamaica, his favourite puffin stuff is Amnesia Haze, but he does enjoy the occasional Skunk. While not tending to the wellbeing of his believers and vacationing he enjoys raves, his hip hop career, and making art. Happy Dankmas to all.

"Fuck man, oh no, where dat weed at!?"
Danky Claus- "Oh yeah! Here dat weed at! Merry Dankmas!"
"Thanks Danky Claus!"
Danky Claus- "Hey its all good my dude, I mean this with all my Dankmas cheer, shut up and have a spliff!"
"Yaaaaaaay"
...
Oh yeah...
...
Food...
...
ZZZ...

(Repeat)

by Dank Claus March 16, 2012