dick dacking

Spending time doing nothing import. AKA lollygagging

Stop dick dacking around and lets go get a beer.

by lowbatt August 27, 2016

Dickens Cider Jugs

The finest quality around. Guaranteed to hit the spot. After having your Dickens Cider Jugs to relieve the urge, you wont ever again settle for anything less.

When Larry came home after a long, hard day at work, he told his girlfriend Tiffany that he needed his Dickens Cider Jugs to take his mind off the stress.

by Tony Rigatoni September 5, 2004

Dickenzian Fibbernosh

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus

Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008

Darken the doorstep

To Darken the Doorstep is when you go to someone's home and you cast a shadow over their doorstep. It usually used to describe the action of someone you know and haven't seen for a while unexpectedly turns up at your home or it's something you tell an unwanted visitor not to do ever again.

Sue: "OMG, you never guess who had the nerve to darken the doorstep this morning."
Pat: "Who?"

Sue: "Jo!"
Pat: "Jo, Jo who?"
Sue: " you know the one that coursed all that trouble at my party."
Pat: " Oooh! That Jo, haven't seen her around here for ages, did you invite her in?"
Sue: " No I did not! Told her to clear off and to never darken my doorstep again."

by hteb78 November 16, 2017

The Green Dong Dackers

The Best band ever

The Green Dong Dackers give me a boner

by The Green Dongs April 19, 2018

Charles Dickens effect

1. the tendency to write abnormally long sentences with heavy punctuation after reading a novel by Charles Dickens

2. the tendency to write or speak in a way similar to how the narrator or characters wrote or spoke in a piece of entertainment you recently experienced

if you'd rather not read a long and rambling novel, you can usually experience the Charles Dickens effect by watching Gilmore Girls: after watching it, you may find that you have the abnormal ability of speaking inhumanly fast and dishing out comebacks so witty and tactful that they should be against the law.

by joelj March 7, 2009

Sneaky Dickens

Someone who schemes. One who has a shifty, guilty, and/or mischievous air about them. A sneaky dickens is a crafty trickster. Whether they get away with their stealing/pranking/schemes or not, they are deemed a sneaky dickens for life.

Sarah: Look, Chantal stole Carly's french fries when she wasn't looking!

Jee-eun: That sneaky dickens!

by the tightness February 23, 2013