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Cyberholism 

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
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cyberbullying confusion

when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....
Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?

(other girl nods)

Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....

Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...

cybersnub 

To intentionally exclude/block a person from your social networking profile as a means of "punishing" them for something they said or did.
Chad didn't say hi to Melissa at the mall, even though he totally saw her, so she's going to cybersnub him on Facebook.
cybersnub by RandySpanx March 12, 2010

Cyberslurping 

The act of building up someone's ego on the internet, so much it's like giving them oral sex on a daily basis
He was so fine, I was cyberslurping him on Instagram and TikTok
Cyberslurping by Thickthighs February 18, 2021

cyberworld 

Any visual electronic venue where one can be a role playing character or an avatar, or be a quasi-avatar; usually in a video game or in a virtual reality senario.
Dude, school is such a bummer I can't wait to get home and jump into my cyberworld.
cyberworld by Guido1 October 27, 2009

cyberology 

the study of the Internet and its applications; Internet science.
Cyberology is an ever-growing science at present. Many apps are being explored and developed virtually on a daily basis.
cyberology by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

cyberspliff 

hitting a juul and dab cart at the same time
mane i’m zooted off that cyberspliff
cyberspliff by yeahgan June 2, 2018