Compustic Guitar

This is the gayest way possible to say Acoustic Guitar. some dum dooncy named uuhhh... Nickowus said this word to his buddy Nathan in science class.

hey Nathan, my sis got a compustic guitar for x-mas

by Nickowus Bartholomew January 5, 2004

Compusore

red sores that one gets on one's wrists and finger tips because of subtle computer use

"Dude! Look at my hands! They're all red and stupid and stuff!"
"Dude! You have compusores!"

by myspace/dannyxayala December 21, 2009

compuspeech

A language consisting of shortened or abreviated terms; used both on the computer in chat rooms or blogging/comments, and for text messages, for those who cannot spell or type very well.

lmao, roflmao, lol, wtf, and IMO are all compuspeech,

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

compuswear

compuswear, or compswear or compcussing is: to change the spelling of certain cuss words, to bypass the automated filter most websites use to eliminate cuss words... such as those used on public forums or blogs.

Fvck or phuck, and $hit or pi$$ and ni&&er or nigga, and @sshole are all forms of compuswear.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

Compusexual

n. A person who basically lives alone, often in their parent's basement, and a virgin whose only sexual contact is online porn and hentai anime.

"That dude really needs to get laid".
"It'll never happen. As long as the Internet is up, he'll be a compusexual."

by Captain Barbacana October 5, 2013

Chompush

The phenomenon whereby the force of a bite displaces the fillings of a sandwich or burger away from the eater, possibly resulting in fillings leaking disappointingly onto the plate. Also a verb.

The sandwich enthusiasts were so frustrated by chompush they took to eating sandwiches that had been glued together with an edible adhesive.

The Earl of Sandwich had no time for chompush, thank-you-very-much, so wouldn't tolerate his invention having any more than two fillings.

Phyllis attacked her burger with such vigour that she accidentally chompushed a slippery pickle into Albert's face.

by Weirdsworth July 21, 2015

Compustress

to stress over computer malfunction

my uncle continued to compustress the entire day

by 1sunangel1 January 29, 2018