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Cuntwagon

Someone, usually a woman, who goes out of her way to be an obnoxious, annoying, condescending bitch to the point that she needs to jump on the bandwagon, aka the "cuntwagon." Or, someone who is a wagon full of nasty pathetic cunts.
"Rachel is such a stupid, two-faced bitch."
"Nah..she's nothing but a dirty cuntwagon."
by FetalEviLolive September 25, 2015
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cuntwad

1. A used tampon.
2. A jerk; like a dickwad, only cuntier.
Ann Coulter is a bloody cuntwad.
by Jay.Bee. August 8, 2006
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cuntwhore

An extremely skanktastic individual who engages into sexual activities with whomever is closest, as long as they are in some way physically appealing or not. Usually has 1 to 5 STD's and has either been knocked up or has knocked someone up at least 12 times. Would fuck anywhere at anytime and is usually high/drunk in the process, which equals sloppy gross sex. Not appealing.
penishead: omfg i had some great sex last night with like suzy, and julia and hoe.. i mean jocey and barbara and ashley and ashley and another ashley and sophie and.... *continues to list 1561315643554123156415132 girls he fucked in one night*

friend: wow, you are such a cuntwhore!
by summerisamazing =] April 2, 2009
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cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
by thehonkster June 11, 2009
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Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.
"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"
by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007
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Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.
Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008
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cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.
Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."
by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006
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