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Cuntificating

Pontificating, but in a very cuntish way.
Susan wouldn't stop cuntificating about the virtues of a vegan diet while telling Amy vaccines were a scam.

He cuntificated for hours about craft beers.
by Nony314 February 18, 2019
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Certificated

A strange word invented by The Administrator, who has the power to do such things. It means "holding a certificate relating to the fields of aviation or aviation maintenance."
"Certificated!? Is that even a real word?"
by Da Moose November 12, 2003
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Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.
-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.
by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018
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puntificate

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....
As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....
by sheila in the car July 1, 2011
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cuntificating whoremonger

A woman that is a total slut and sleeps with only guys she isn't dating or a man that tends to be addicted to New York Tasia hookers that look like Comso renditions of a female joker.
Don't date her, she is a cuntificating whoremonger... like big time.
by I Just Rule. February 11, 2010
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gift certificate

Another name for a brick, whole or in part, that one can toss through the plate glass windows of clothing stores in order to gank the latest styles.
I used my (insert favorite store) gift certificate last night, got me these Timberlands.
by ben newton December 11, 2008
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cuntrification

The cuntry is subject to cuntrification if its' majority are cunts.
by Gringoy September 14, 2007
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