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Cuntfuse

Verb; To call the girl you're banging by another woman's name.
"Major mishap with that chic from next door bro. I totally got cuntfused or something and called her my ex's name while I was banging it out. Needless to say, she left before my grand finale."
by alockbox April 2, 2009
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courthouse wedding

A wedding that is often without a large ceremony, if any, and held inside a courthouse. Usually done when both people are poor. This amounts to both parties just signing the marriage documents.
"Jill and I are having a courthouse wedding because we're poor."
by Dioxylin July 12, 2017
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A word for challenging someone to say the longest word in the world or the word with the most curse words
Friend: I bet I can say the longest word
You: NO WAY!
Friend: Human/Environment Interaction
You: ohmymotherfuckinggodyoupieceofshitnowfuckmeintheassholeandshoveyourdickupit'cuzthosefriesarelongnowfuckmereallyhardbaby!push!
by InfinityGm April 24, 2017
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Cuntloose

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")
Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!
by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009
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cunthole

A word Gavin Jules uses to describe the vaginal canal.
I put my titanium manmeat in her cunthole. M fucking cockmeat.
by Nobody of Consequence February 7, 2005
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cunthorse

A really annoying person who pisses you off 24/7
Go away you cunthorse!
by theretardthatyoulove May 7, 2016
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courthouse

1.) Where you go when you know you've fucked up with the law.

2.) The building where you get marriage licenses and lose your balls.
Dude, I gotta go to the courthouse.

Why?

I got ticket.
by Dragonvamp06 April 30, 2008
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