Self centered asshole-ness

A PERSON WHO IS VERY SELF CENTERED AND HAS AN ATTITUDE OF AN ASSHOLE

Also known as: Luke

I am done with luke’s self centered asshole-ness...

by Idkimnotcreative May 31, 2018

cunterect

Play on "correct", something that is so right that it excites the loins.

Scott: Dude! Meet me at the bar around 8, Julie will be there with Caitlyn.
Cam: The chick with the giant nips that never wears a bra?
Scott: That is cunterect!

by Beerdude March 12, 2008

cunterdeaf

cunts that are deaf

"yo jon" "whats up jerry" what did you say jerry?" "you cunterdeaf"

by conner o malley June 23, 2018

Cunterday

The day of the week when you’re scheduled to work with your cunt boss. Definition may be extended to coworkers, family members or douchebags in general.

“Yeah, I’m scheduled to work with _____ today, it’s Cunterday.”

by What_tha? July 13, 2023

Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness

Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants

by selfcenteredguy July 28, 2010

cunterectomy

A medical procedure in which the cunt is surgically removed.

Oh my god, if that bitch had a cunterectomy, there wouldn't be anything left of her.

by Rod Bignuts, Fluffy Boxx December 15, 2008

cunterdick

a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female

Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick

by probson July 12, 2009