cuntbear

a super cunt to the extremest

that bitch is a super cuntbear

by Axel Peralta October 20, 2007

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Gravy in the cupboard

A male who is not worthy of recognition

Dude, you're just gravy in the cupboard.

by DukeLave December 18, 2010

Cupboard love

Love that you give in order to get something from someone. Like cats. They love you for what's in your cupboard.

I suspected all along it was just cupboard love, and what she really liked about him was his car.

by ACG February 18, 2007

cuntstard

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020