Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

by CB93 August 23, 2010

Cumstain

1. General insult

2. Literally a stain made by cum, cum being the product of coming or having came, comed or cummed.

You're a cumstain on the bedlinen of society.

by dbviwuhbv October 5, 2010

crustation

a little microscopic bugs that live in hair, skin and poo.

Look at that crustation in my hair

by LilJOnwhattt: August 26, 2005

cumstain kid

the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

cumstain

wen he/she cums on u sumwhere and it wont come off and starts to go crusty

birdseye

by lisa mcbirdseye February 3, 2003

Cumstain

Something that Laymo can’t make

Gingers can’t make cumstains

by aidancrosbie2805 November 14, 2018

Cumstain

Someone named Tom, an accident or both.

Fuck you, Tom, you cumstain.

by 6ix9ine blicky April 24, 2019