Starbucks cumshot 

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.

I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.

Starbucks cumshot by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006

self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.

'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''

self inflicted cumshot by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011

anal cumshot 

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

anal cumshot by the butt buster November 27, 2009

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

360 cumshot by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cumshot 

To get splattered with cum, usually on the face but also be on the chest or any other part of the body.

That was a perfect cumshot!

cumshot by Canibal-7 February 4, 2007

Cumshot 

When a guy ejaculates (cums) his load onto a girl. Can happen on any part of her body

I was fucking Layla doggystyle , she moaned as I gave her a cream pie and cum oozed out of her pussy

My cock was too big to fit all the way in her mouth, as I neared my climax, Sophia continued bobbing her head up and down the head of my dick and stroked the shaft with her hand. She pulled it out of her mouth in time for me to shoot a huge load all over her face and give her a facial.

Hannah laid on her back as I fucked her over the edge of the bed. Her round tits bounced to the pace of my strokes. She moaned and I pulled out and gave her a cumshot to her stomach. Cum covered her from between her boobs to right above her pussy.

I fucked Alice against the wall and pulled out to cum all over her belly as we made out.

My dick was between Ava’s huge tits as she squeezed them together and stroked up and down on my cock giving me a titjob until I shot cum between her tits and covered her big round boobs with cum.

Cumshot by Pppppopopppppppp September 15, 2019