Comshipper

Comshippers ship problematic ships, such as minor x adult, sibling x sibling, and toxic ships in general. They use the emoji combo “🌸🌙” . Some people refer to them as “comshitters”.

(Comshipper) i ship Lincoln loud with his sisters, im a Comshipper! :D
(Normal person) fuck off

by Queerobjectenjoyer February 17, 2023

Cumstipation

1) ~noun,: to be unable to cum, blue balls.
2) ~verb., to cumstipate; the act of causing constipation in another by cumming in their ass during anal sex.

1) man i was with this girl for hours and she wouldn't give me head, so i was stuck with a serious case of cumstipation
2) Man 1: "Dude i banged my girl up the ass and she's been cumstipated for weeks!"
Man 2: "Hahahaha you're such a jackass!"

by CB93 August 23, 2010

comshipper

same thing as proshipper but they use it to sound innocent

Proship: oh im not proship, im a comshipper
Antis: idc you still a sicc fucc lol!!

by Pericospical December 11, 2021

cumshine

cumshine
{kum-shahyn}
noun, verb, -shined, -shin·ing.

–noun
1.
a shoeshine in which ejaculate is used to impart a high gloss.

–verb (used with object)
2.
to give a cumshine to.

Sir, would you like a cumshine for two pence?

by J@R3D C. September 27, 2010

comshipper

Basically a proshipper but they wanna be called by a different name to avoid stigma

P 1:Hey I’m a comshipper

P 2: ew

by SpaghettiWater November 24, 2021

cumstipated

when haveing sex and you have the feeling of ejaculating but nothing comes out and you are stuck in that feeling

john " how was last night with mindy"

kyle " awesome until i got cumstipated"

john " you must have been so embarrassed"

kyle " i was"

by the real quagmire February 28, 2011

Comshipper

One who gets off to relationships in fandoms such as incest, pedophilia, zoophilia, abuse etc. and justifies these ships with "It's fictional". It is exactly like Proship, but under another label to make themselves seem separate from the proship community, despite both communities having the same views on what children they decide to ship with horny animals.

Logan: Hey friends, I would like to come out as a Comshipper! I believe pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, and all else is A-OK to ship and publicly show to children on the internet! But it's okay, it's just their favorite characters and not ACTUALLY real people, which totally ISN'T glorifying these real world sick acts.

Jack:

Amira:
Zion:
Mel:
Rosemary: *Slowly hands them a restraining order form*

by Miiliiya August 28, 2022