Cumputer 

A computer who makes all the arrangements for an event or activity concerning future generations ahead for anny non-born cum yet to be ejaculated into life as we know it, especially as a job.

Those/some politicians are acting like cumputers nowadays.

Some people think they need to cumpute everything.

Some people feel a need for cumputing against the stream... ;)

There are many who really succeed in adding to the cumputition.

Some believe in the existence of modern propaganda cumputers.

Some people really believe in the importance of cumputing around all the time.

Do you really think it is neccesary to cumpute the situation like that?

Stop acting like a cumputer all the time!

Leave it to destiny for once instead of trying to cumpute life as you want it to happen!

Would you like to cumpute a family together?

Manipulative influencers and their cumputers/cumputing these days is just not right to me.

People should be able to decide for themselves instead of being cumputed by all kinds of influencers.

Once you have been cumputed, better stick tight before you get bounced around for the rest of your life.

Once you started cumpeting, better be ready for the cumpetition.

Cumputer by Pietje Bel March 28, 2023

cumnuts 

when semen dries to a hard, nutty form.

"Dude, why are there cumnuts on your floor!?!"

cumnuts by Cheseydoeshavealastname August 23, 2009

Cumhustla 

A girl who will extremly flirt with every guy, to in the end eventually blow him for that uniqe taste of cum.
(this goes for gay dudes too.)

"Hey Christen, get of Dick's jock and stop being a CUMHUSTLA!"

Cumhustla by Nick Fernandes August 15, 2007

Cumnut November 

A one month challenge where you nut every day of November. Used by perverted teens who can't stand the sight of the cute girls in their school.

Friend 1: "I'm not going to make it through No Nut November"
Friend 2: "It's ok bro, I've now officially invented Cumnut November!"

Cumnut November by yourlocalnoodlex21 November 1, 2019

cumhug 

When a a gay man spits his lovers cum onto his lovers chest and precedes to give him a hug.

Hey chad , will you give me a cumhug after I blow it in your mouth?

cumhug by the good boy December 20, 2009

Cummute

The journey one must take on their way to a booty call. Usually used in cases of longer distance traveling e.g. out of town.

"You still bangin' that one chick?"

"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"

"That's one hell of a cummute"

Cummute by Breendo November 11, 2011

Cumputer 

A computer that an individual uses for mostly viewing, storing, buying or selling pornography.

My cumputer had a hardrive failure yesterday due to a virus that I got, most likely trough all the pornography I was watching.

Cumputer by John The Savage February 19, 2015