Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024

Cummupance

The sound you make when youre having your mouth stuffed with a round cylinder and you tryna say "cum in my pants". It's also a possible misspelling of comeuppance but no one cares

"What do you want to do again???"
"Cummupance"
"What"

by JustOkialy June 25, 2025

Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025