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Cumbrella

The American version of the Japanese Bukkake. Imagine, if you will, a beautiful girl on her knees, and 50 men soak her hair with their cock drool.
Hey, why don't we head on down to the peep show? I hear there is a donkey show as well as a pretty lady getting a cumbrella!
by The Blacksmith July 29, 2016
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Raise the Cumbrella

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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Cumbrella

When you cum vertically and gravity makes it fall to the earth in the shape of an umbrella.
Chris ' cumbrella soaked Laura in salty goodness and he definitely isn't her brother.
by Sarah Chisholm May 31, 2016
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cumbrella

A move used in intercourse that paralyzes your mate's genitals so that they don't stop cumming so you need an umbrella to shield yourself from the spray of genital juices.
Have you ever used Cumbrella move, its really effective.
by dragon of doom March 2, 2020
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Cumbrellas

Extremely exaggerated long fake eyelashes used by whores to prevent cum getting in their eyes.
Before ALL you guys bukkake my face let me put on my cumbrellas so I don’t get cum in my eyes. Cumbrellas are a great tool for whores who like to get cummed on the face but don’t want cum getting in their eyes.
by Xtna_xtna October 20, 2023
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Cumbrella

:Cum catchers
Females with long fake eyelashes/extensions that are long enough to catch cum while giving head.
"Hey is Amanda wearing false lashes?"
"Yeah, they are huge, she must use them as cum catchers."
"Definitely like a cumbrella."
by JMCS2023 May 10, 2023
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Cumbrella

The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.
Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.
by MurrMiteFish9 August 17, 2022
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