cumbrian

The new slang term for someone being horny on their main Twitter account. Created by Noel Miller.

Person 1: Aye girl, I wanna eat that pussy out
Person 2: Dude, you’re kinda being a cumbrian right now

by internetfella July 17, 2019

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.

In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.

by Pocahontas Jones November 21, 2013

cumbobulate

when you cum and bobulate at the same time

Adam just cumbobulated his pants and brain

by Salad rater January 17, 2023

Cumblind

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.

Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight

by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

cumbomb

a condom filled with your own excretion after masturbation and dropped off a tall building onto someone below

100 points if you drop it onto a prostitute

by Phil February 3, 2005

cumbox

A term used to describe a person who is used simply as a deposit for cum, implies total lack of respect

Going home now to empty my bollox in the cumbox

by Anonymous October 19, 2003