cumquat

any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp

A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa

by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004

cumquat

the female fruit

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

by sj January 12, 2004

cumaraderie

Just a bunch of buddies hanging out, chillin', and gettin' along. Oh yeah, and cumming.

Dave and Pete have developed a real feeling of cumaraderie after spending three hours watching porn together.

by C. Williams March 26, 2008

Cumquating

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."

by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009

cumquat

a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot

Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea

by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011

cumabalsticallover

a guy that sucks black dick and get probed by aliens. then begs for more and more until he becomes a girl and shits his pants!

he cry's for more probing up the butt anally by 10 aliens. cumabalsticallover

by cumabalsticallover May 22, 2011

Cumquat

4 lesbian girl's cumming at the same time during a orgy.

(While having orgy)

Girl 1: Let's have a cumquat!

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 3: Okay.

Girl 4: Whatever.

by PacificRecon March 13, 2008