by Evan January 20, 2005
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Get the Mea culpa canis mug.The bathroom stall determined to be responsible for exuding the wretched, stomach-turning scent experienced upon first entering some public bathrooms.
It's the one that you hope doesn't become yours in the event of the traditional bathroom lineup.
It's the one that you hope doesn't become yours in the event of the traditional bathroom lineup.
Jenny was next in line for the first available restroom at the mall when she smelled (and realized) that she was destined for the culprit stall. In a quick effort to evade her future, Jenny passed her turn. She let the woman behind her go ahead, as to avoid any further olfactory trauma.
by pvyktria January 12, 2010
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The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013
Get the Clumpin mug.Culpeper county is a small county located in central Virginia. It can be a pretty decent and scenic place. However, It's just as much of a shithole.
If you're looking to get your dick sucked in exchange for a baggie of "H", look no fucking further. You've found the perfect place! Drug central through out this motherfucker. If you need a job, there's a local plug always hiring. No benefits package, but its non-taxable income and it's cold hard cash. Only requirement is that you live at home with both parents in their trailer and trap. You'll constantly hear the scream of sirens when the town drunks start fighting, a drug deal goes solid, somebody else has overdosed, or the non-driving bastards have caused yet another wreck. Other than that, great place! Small town, So once one person knows your name, everyone does! Gossip central out here. Occupied with school boys driving daddy's trucks that collect at the local Wal-Fart and talk shit about people who they claim are their "friends" while trying to impress that 15 year old Thot that has already fucked the entire county by age 16, it really drives home just how amazing this place can be! Move now! Don't miss your chance!.
If you're looking to get your dick sucked in exchange for a baggie of "H", look no fucking further. You've found the perfect place! Drug central through out this motherfucker. If you need a job, there's a local plug always hiring. No benefits package, but its non-taxable income and it's cold hard cash. Only requirement is that you live at home with both parents in their trailer and trap. You'll constantly hear the scream of sirens when the town drunks start fighting, a drug deal goes solid, somebody else has overdosed, or the non-driving bastards have caused yet another wreck. Other than that, great place! Small town, So once one person knows your name, everyone does! Gossip central out here. Occupied with school boys driving daddy's trucks that collect at the local Wal-Fart and talk shit about people who they claim are their "friends" while trying to impress that 15 year old Thot that has already fucked the entire county by age 16, it really drives home just how amazing this place can be! Move now! Don't miss your chance!.
Culpeper County: Place where backstabbers live and the stomping ground of thots.
Stranger: "Where's Culpeper County?"
Me: "Nowhere".
Stranger: "Any good girls out there?"
Me: "The farm lands are more fertile than these thots and have probably been plowed less too. So nah".
Stranger: "Well fuck".
Me: "They do that alot".
Stranger: "Where's Culpeper County?"
Me: "Nowhere".
Stranger: "Any good girls out there?"
Me: "The farm lands are more fertile than these thots and have probably been plowed less too. So nah".
Stranger: "Well fuck".
Me: "They do that alot".
by TBonez91 February 9, 2018
Get the culpeper county mug.Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
Get the Queef clumpage mug.A person having a great desire to consume large amounts of ejaculate, while displaying a hungry frenzied piglike demeanor.
The cumpigs body squirmed violently as she choked on dick and swallowed her last breath, a huge explosion of thick globby cum down her throat.
by cuntmouth July 29, 2006
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