Lane Crothers

It Illinois State university, make sure you never take Political Sciences otherwise you’ll meet the man that killed comedy. After taking his class throughout a semester, I have never gotten better sleep and never laughed once. If you laugh, you’re a nerd who wants to bump up their grade. I can’t listen to any more of his jokes about how the “framers” didn’t kill eachother for a slice of pizza. Now wish me luck cause I have his class now. Wish me luck. Either I’ll be watching some MLB or trying to time up cricket noises to the awkward silence after his horrible jokes.

I had a class with Lane Crothers once, he is the most unfunny guy I know.

by Lane Crothers September 15, 2021

Coconut Crushers

A Pacific Islander with big feet, large shoe size over 13. Genetically inclined to be very athletic in sports and stomping.

Damn, you got some big ass feet! Don't step on me with yo big ass coconut crushers.

by 718livingin808 September 29, 2021

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Bill Crothers SS

Bill Crothers SS is a highschool located in Markham Ontario who has a football team that can be compared to the average Dallas Cowboys playoff experience. The school is known for their "intimidating" gangsters who can't wear pants properly and come from 4000 square foot homes, and their under achieving hockey players who will end up working construction in 5 years. The school will charge you a mortgage payment for uniform, and then act like you're a fugitive drug lord if you're caught not wearing it. The same teachers acting like this are the same ones who will pat you on the back if you are failing grade 10 math.

James: I'm probably gonna apply to Bill Crothers SS tbh, this school rn sucks

Tyler: Bill Crothers SS? Where the teachers crash out if you don't wear uniform? Your call dude lol

by freemypalepstein21 November 8, 2024