Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher

A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny

Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier

Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010

leap cruncher 

A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.

leap cruncher by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

Physical Leap Cruncher 

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.

1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.

Physical Leap Cruncher by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

crumb cruncher by Bubba D March 21, 2008

granola cruncher 

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

granola cruncher by Granola June 15, 2007

number cruncher 

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

number cruncher by Light Joker January 1, 2007

Kiddy Cruncher 

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

Kiddy Cruncher by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019