With an emo like image and expression, when really dying inside to express her girly side, and secret love of the colour pink.
A total pimp, and tends to get off with all her friends. (Sticking mostly to Chelsie, Mathew, Shleigh and Ben.)
Can not reach her kneecap with her cheek due to large breasts, and her lack of flexibility. Enjoys the feeling of peoples cheeks up against her own while she eats an apple.
Obsessions with chicken and bacon.
A total pimp, and tends to get off with all her friends. (Sticking mostly to Chelsie, Mathew, Shleigh and Ben.)
Can not reach her kneecap with her cheek due to large breasts, and her lack of flexibility. Enjoys the feeling of peoples cheeks up against her own while she eats an apple.
Obsessions with chicken and bacon.
Chelsie: Hey Crtni, stop chewing at my knee!
Crtni: But it feels so good.
Chelsie: -Almost orgasmic ;)
Crtni: Oh baby.
Crtni: But it feels so good.
Chelsie: -Almost orgasmic ;)
Crtni: Oh baby.
by thefeelingofchickennuggets November 13, 2011
Get the Crtni mug.Cronyvirus - is an affliction that renders its victims unable to speak or exercise moral judgment when it comes to addressing any controversial issue concerning the leadership, executive orders, statements or Tweets of President Donald Trump. It affects most Republican members of the House and the Senate If left untreated, Coronyvirus leaves victims in a zombie-like state in which they become silently complicit in supporting a party platform and the 45th President of the US despite overwhelming evidence of fraud, nepotism, sexual assault, abuse of power, hypocrisy, tax evasion and lying to the America public.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.
Despite the Mueller report; disparaging books written by former Trump staff and family members; and stories about tax evasion and sexual assault President Trump has the support of the Republican party due to the rampant Cronyvirus epidemic among the GOP Senators and Representatives.
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Be away crony!
by El Morshed March 22, 2021
Get the Crony mug.Crony Virus is the crescendo of corporate greed into its zenith by the excercise of emergency powers to amass more wealth to the ultra-wealthy. Mass media terrorism is used to make civillians fall into a state of submissive psychosis via intense devisiveness using a roos to maliciously and deliberatley turn friends and family against each other to drive people into isolation. The crony virus is the largest transfer of wealth in history. It is the death of science if questions are asked people are shunned. It is the death of debate the only option to survive is to obey. It is the insurrection of freedom. In short, it's a clutching from the financially wealthy and their last attempt to keep things the way they have been. The crony virus is a societal lobotomy.
This Crony Virus has been a scam from the beginning. Mind your own buisiness. Think for yourself and stop telling me what to do.
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Get the cruny mug.Crony Democracy is a sham political system that maintains the outward appearance of a democracy—elections, parties, a constitution—but where real power, wealth, and policy are shaped by a tight, corrupt network of connections between the ruling political class and their favored business elites.
In a crony democracy, your success depends less on merit, public support, or fair competition, and more on who you know, who you’ve bribed, or which politician you went to school with. The government uses regulation, state contracts, and public resources to reward allies and punish opponents, while keeping up a theatrical performance of legitimate democratic process for the voters and the international community.
In a crony democracy, your success depends less on merit, public support, or fair competition, and more on who you know, who you’ve bribed, or which politician you went to school with. The government uses regulation, state contracts, and public resources to reward allies and punish opponents, while keeping up a theatrical performance of legitimate democratic process for the voters and the international community.
Don't be fooled by the elections here; it's a total crony democracy. The president's cousin got the billion-dollar infrastructure contract, his major donor's company pays no taxes, and the opposition can't even get airtime on TV.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
Get the Crony Democracy mug.Crony Republic is a government that maintains the formal institutions of a republic—such as a constitution, an elected legislature, and an independent judiciary—but where actual power and wealth are diverted through a closed network of mutual back-scratching between political elites and their favored private associates.
In a Crony Republic, the rule of law exists on paper but is routinely bent or bypassed. Legislation, state contracts, regulatory favors, and public resources are steered to political allies, donors, friends, or family members. This creates a "transfer economy" where wealth is forcibly moved from the general public to a connected few through government power. The republican facade of democracy and equal rights remains for legitimacy, but the system functionally operates for the benefit of a privileged in-group, eroding public trust and constitutional integrity.
In a Crony Republic, the rule of law exists on paper but is routinely bent or bypassed. Legislation, state contracts, regulatory favors, and public resources are steered to political allies, donors, friends, or family members. This creates a "transfer economy" where wealth is forcibly moved from the general public to a connected few through government power. The republican facade of democracy and equal rights remains for legitimacy, but the system functionally operates for the benefit of a privileged in-group, eroding public trust and constitutional integrity.
"Calling it a democracy is a joke; it's a Crony Republic. The president's old college roommate just got a no-bid contract for the new highway, the energy minister's brother runs the monopoly utility, and any law that threatens their profits gets 'reviewed' to death in a committee."
The danger of a Crony Republic is constitutional corrosion. Isolated acts of favoritism can happen anywhere, but when they become the standard operating procedure, they attack the foundational principles of fairness, merit, and equality under the law that a republic is supposed to uphold. The system becomes less about serving the public and more about maintaining the wealth and power of a private network.
The danger of a Crony Republic is constitutional corrosion. Isolated acts of favoritism can happen anywhere, but when they become the standard operating procedure, they attack the foundational principles of fairness, merit, and equality under the law that a republic is supposed to uphold. The system becomes less about serving the public and more about maintaining the wealth and power of a private network.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
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