With an emo like image and expression, when really dying inside to express her girly side, and secret love of the colour pink.
A total pimp, and tends to get off with all her friends. (Sticking mostly to Chelsie, Mathew, Shleigh and Ben.)
Can not reach her kneecap with her cheek due to large breasts, and her lack of flexibility. Enjoys the feeling of peoples cheeks up against her own while she eats an apple.
Obsessions with chicken and bacon.
A total pimp, and tends to get off with all her friends. (Sticking mostly to Chelsie, Mathew, Shleigh and Ben.)
Can not reach her kneecap with her cheek due to large breasts, and her lack of flexibility. Enjoys the feeling of peoples cheeks up against her own while she eats an apple.
Obsessions with chicken and bacon.
Chelsie: Hey Crtni, stop chewing at my knee!
Crtni: But it feels so good.
Chelsie: -Almost orgasmic ;)
Crtni: Oh baby.
Crtni: But it feels so good.
Chelsie: -Almost orgasmic ;)
Crtni: Oh baby.
by thefeelingofchickennuggets November 13, 2011
Get the Crtni mug.1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."
Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?
by Dan1271 November 8, 2007
Get the cranial rectitis mug.A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.
With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.
by BiggerD October 14, 2010
Get the cranio-rectal intrusion mug.A fusion consisting of cranberry, lime and lemon juices. This non-alcoholic drink is usually served on crushed ice with cane sugar as a sweetener. The flavor has been said to confer its wonderful benefits on all who drink it: good health, great longevity, inner tranquility and incisive intellectual clarity. Frequently, this beverage is served in the bed of a pickup truck while watching a drive-in movie.
“Hop in the bed and I’ll make you some cold Cranimon that you’ve been craving.”
“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”
“Hey Krumpsley, squeeze me some Cranimon.”
by Alan Tate May 1, 2006
Get the Cranimon mug.Youtubers named Edward and Nicole who make satirical comedy videos as parodies of other Youtubers who make content geared towards younger children, such as ImJayStation. They are known for their videos about Among Us, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Elmo, and their viral memes such as the "you are sus" meme.
by emid May 14, 2021
Get the Arcade Craniacs mug.A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.
ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.
Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.
ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.
Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.
President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.
by radfringe December 20, 2008
Get the ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME mug.Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.
Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?
Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!
Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?
Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!
by Boys of L-town January 18, 2009
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