cross eyed bandit

An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!

I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)

by R.L. Kinney October 17, 2006

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Cross Eyed Cricket

being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket

Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.

That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket

by UrbanGuys February 6, 2015

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cross eyed panda

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.

I really regret letting him do the cross eyed panda... I forgot I had ran out of my eye drops.

by forkyy May 6, 2011

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