crotchspawn

A derogatory term for a child, sometimes by childfree people

One crotchspawn was around 6 or 7 and talking loudly and being hyper. The father asked him politely, "Buddy, you need to chill out, kiddo."

by Squire Carpenter January 13, 2008

crotchismo

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

synchronized crotches

when your getting it on & you're both really into it & its just raw, hard pounding w/out anyone missing a beat

we had that synchronized crotches thing going on this morning & i came so hard i couldn't even see!

by phat pussy4u August 23, 2010

crotchless panty

A panty(normally womans) that is missing the crotch area with the pussy is located

Ali: I like to wear a crotchless panty they allow my pussy to breathe and it allows men in there easier.

by weinthecrib13 November 15, 2007

Crotchdusting

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

crotchazilla

A special kind of alligator
A term used by gay men to signify their readiness for anal
Teachers should know this term so they can help students get some @Wadsie

"Look at that Crotchazilla, Ryan"
"I thought you were straight, Zach!"

by AmericanFlagSunglasses@Orlando June 7, 2016