Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.
Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
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Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."
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when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus
person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash
by killern9ne October 16, 2012
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"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"
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by Steve dankerson May 24, 2020
Get the Crusty Quads mug.Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.
by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023
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by That dude you saw yesterday May 16, 2015
Get the Get It Crusty mug.The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.
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The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
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