Definitions by Bumcrackexpert101

Crusty cheek 

Crusty cheeks is when you havent wiped enough and you have poop in your bumcrack and it hardens and turns to crust. Crust is very itchy and annoying.

Victor: I have crusty shit in my bumcrack.
Daniel: Crusty cheek?
Victor: Crusty cheek.

Crusty cheek by Bumcrackexpert101 February 1, 2023