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Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?
by Dirk's autoresponder March 15, 2012
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Cronking

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.
"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"
by Partay Pat September 15, 2012
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crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some
Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over
by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016
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Cronk-Ass-hoe

Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)
"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."
by Cyriuh January 20, 2017
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cronc

Do cronc care? No
by Hahahahahshaahaha June 18, 2017
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Crinckle

A pink creature lurking in the shadows, but with only one goal... the WIFI password.
The crinckle sprints in all four and gains at you. Pushes you to the ground and wispers: "What's the WIFI password?"
by Ayyy<3 January 20, 2018
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Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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