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Compton Happy Meal

A happy meal box filled with random drugs & paraphernalia
Johnny was so excited when he received a "Compton Happy Meal" that no one ever saw him again!!
by Bucket List February 27, 2011
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Bill Compton

A character in the Sookie Stackhouse book series and the television series True Blood. He is a vampire (changed during the Civil War) living in Bon Temps, Louisiana, during the controversial time when vampires have begun mingling with humans. Falls in love with a human - Sookie Stackhouse, much to the dismay of her friends and family and his vampire mates. Betrays Sookie in the book series, but may have a different fate in the television show.
Bill Compton traits:

-perfect Southern gentleman

-"old-fashioned" dating beliefs

-strikingly good looks (though fans of Eric will disagree)
by ~Ruby~ June 1, 2009
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Compton Otter Pop

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.
After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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Crumpty

A word to describe someone who is annoying, obnoxious, crusty, and even a hoe.
by Aayla T December 28, 2017
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Cromper

A big fat man who participates in the art of "Chub and Tuck".
Damn, that teacher is a real Cromper.
by good old max February 5, 2019
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Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.
“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”
by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019
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Cromotized

When performing intercourse you pull out and buss in your hand and aggressively slap your partner across the face.
The other day I was driving around in my turbocharged Audi and picked up a lot lizard at the local Flying J and cromotized her.
by Savage713 March 4, 2022
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