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Croated

Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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billy corgan

former front man of The Smashing Pumpkins

also

former front man of Zwan

also

wrote a poetry book called blinking with fists

and

just came out with The Future Embrace
a solo project

and is trying to get the pumpkins back togther yay!...
Boy "You know that bald, pale, whiney, screeching voiced guy?"

Man "Billy Corgan?"

Boy "yeah"

Man "what about him?"

Boy "he kicks major nutz"

Man "ah hah hah he sure does son...he sure does..."
by Johnny Dearest August 24, 2005
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Croatoan Day

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".
by PaulaBear August 1, 2014
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Croak Dream

A dream you have of yourself dying.
Dude, my croak dream was of me getting hit by a bus
by Jay Dave December 1, 2011
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crocadillapig

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".
by Timmy27 October 18, 2006
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Croaxed

To laugh out loud with no control; usually leads to tears and embarrassment.
The Danny dude croaxed in class because he saw a funny picture
by DannyDude2000 September 27, 2019
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Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.
Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair
by Big Blallus August 23, 2023
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