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Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
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Facebook Creeping

Something we all do.
Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.
by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010
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Creeping Sweet

1. A feeling of excitement after discovering a mutual friend, relative or previous crush on Facebook.

2. Finding irrelevant but interesting information on Facebook when Facebook Crawling

3. A phrase for Facebook creepers to justify finding extraneous information about their friends
Paulina: "Hey your friends with so and so?" I used to be her neighbor!
Lisa: "Yeah, we used to dance together"
Paulina: "Creeping Sweet!"

Rachel: "OMG, guess who I found on Facebook the other day?"
Marissa: "Who?"
Rachel: "Ben. He is still just as hot"
Marissa: "Thats creepin' sweet"
by uhhleeahh December 15, 2009
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Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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creeping crud

military slang for highly contagious virii such as colds, stomach bugs, etc. that leave a person with any debilitating combination of non-stop runny nose, coughing up heavy phlegm, vomiting, diarrhea, extreme muscle weakness/pain, etc. The "creeping" part refers to the fact that it seems to make its way through ALL of the ranks eventually.
It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!
by ab234 May 13, 2009
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creeping

to be creepy or stalk someone inappropriately.
by sussiee July 8, 2009
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creeping

Banging someone while you're taken.
Shaggy's girlfriend caught him red-handed creepin' with the girl next door.
by Kara E. June 7, 2005
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