Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
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Person One: Are you facebook creeping again?
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.
Person Two: Yes, yes I am. But that doesn't make me creepy.
by SomeCreeperUnderYourBed September 11, 2010
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1. A feeling of excitement after discovering a mutual friend, relative or previous crush on Facebook.
2. Finding irrelevant but interesting information on Facebook when Facebook Crawling
3. A phrase for Facebook creepers to justify finding extraneous information about their friends
2. Finding irrelevant but interesting information on Facebook when Facebook Crawling
3. A phrase for Facebook creepers to justify finding extraneous information about their friends
Paulina: "Hey your friends with so and so?" I used to be her neighbor!
Lisa: "Yeah, we used to dance together"
Paulina: "Creeping Sweet!"
Rachel: "OMG, guess who I found on Facebook the other day?"
Marissa: "Who?"
Rachel: "Ben. He is still just as hot"
Marissa: "Thats creepin' sweet"
Lisa: "Yeah, we used to dance together"
Paulina: "Creeping Sweet!"
Rachel: "OMG, guess who I found on Facebook the other day?"
Marissa: "Who?"
Rachel: "Ben. He is still just as hot"
Marissa: "Thats creepin' sweet"
by uhhleeahh December 15, 2009
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Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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It's cold and flu season now, so if you get the Creeping Crud - go on sickcall and make sure doc gives you Quarters, because the rest of us don't want it!
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