phil crawford

When you're mumbling to yourself and nobody's listening... and nobody cares... you've just pulled a phil crawford

phil crawford: "...so I'm considering calling the Suicide Hotline... you know what I mean?"

all: "What did you say? Come again?"

by PAJDPAJD2 October 18, 2008

Crawford

Sweatshirts and skirts 2k19. Cheeky window selfie. A passionate girl trying to change the world with her passionate hand gestures.

Literally no one:
Not a bloody soul:
Crawford: *flails hands in the air and screams*

by DanSmith123 May 28, 2019

jayden crawford

*sigh*, jayden crawford. A guy with great charisma and intelligence in him, with a bright big smile on him that makes his bright blue eyes smile too! He somehow always puts a smile on your face even when it's the last thing you want to do. It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Jayden is so pure, truthful and caring.

Person 1: Who do you have the smokes for?
Person 2: ...Jayden Crawford
Person 1: Ooft don't blame you, he is a charmer

by nvbbbb December 24, 2019

crawford mountain

Crunkest mountain in Kentucky, where all the homies, pimps, playas, ballas, and shot-calla's keep it real 'round the clock

Who dat dippin in the Cadillac? O da's Lil' A from Crawford Mt. ready to keep da ho's down.

by spizzle February 8, 2005

chase crawford

a hot actor who plays Nate Archibald in the t.v. series Gossip Girl
he is currently dating Carrie Underwood (11/18/07)
he had a role in the movie The Covenant
he is currently shooting the movie: She Lived

OMG NATE ON GOSSIP GIRL IS SEXY.
i know. but did you hear hes actually dating carrie underwood!
:O chase crawford is so cute!

by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

keroy crawford

um, this jamaican dude who be up in here

Yo, did u see this dude, keroy? he be screwed up in the head, he alwayz wearin the same clothes and shit. but he sexy as hell.

by fried cheese December 13, 2004

The Patty Crawford

The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.

Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.

by Rumple Rose Stillskin March 20, 2010