Crippletastic

A combination of the word cripple and fantastic used to describe great things that cripples do.

Wow, that wheelchair wheelie was crippletastic

by Elliott Solomon August 2, 2003

Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004