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crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter
Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.
by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009
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U.S. Crapital

A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.
Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
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Crapitalism

Crapitalism is the evident failing of the capitalistic system. After excessive attempts to crapitize on consumer companies begin to make products that self destruct or break easily. To ensure adequate employment workers might take 2 years on a job that might be finished in as little as 6 monthes. Crapitalism is an indicator of the evolution of Capitalism to Imperialism this phase is commonly indicated by a loss of middle class and a greater divide between haves and have not. If the condition is untreated it leads to revolutions and civil unrest and forks into community based communism that seeks independence from breaucractical leeches.

Crapitalism inheirits the migration of capitalism to imperialism.
Damn crapitalism i just bought a sega pslazy8 and the game system self destructed.

Stupid crapitalism those workers spent 12 monthes fixing the road during lunch and traffic hours and now they have to dig it back up again and lay power lines.
by Au. October 11, 2015
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Crapitalism

Economic system that's doomed to abolish itself by its very nature. Forms a Darwinian free market in which monetary profit is the only objective. In essence: modern slavery.

Unscrupulous competition is the main drive behind said accumulation of money in which some will inevitably lose. Vital technological progress is accelerated and being utilized to increasingly replace human workers in order to cut the costs and maximize profits.

In this last stage, the bulk of the population for which those goods and services should have been produced in the first place is left on the streets without income and thus cannot purchase any of them. It's the war of everyone against everyone, in a battlefield of abundance. Finally, the system implodes.

Instead of taking advantage of technological progress, that could free everyone from the necessity to work, and reform the money system by granting everyone a basic income, or issue a new currency every year where all excess money not spend is deleted from the system - or by removing money altogether and let personal nano-factories provide all the things one needs - politicians and other influential mouthpieces, who have more than enough wealth, demand even more jobs.

This only shows that a crapitalist economy is not beneficial for humans in any way, as it does not serve humanity but rather that humanity serves a blind, abstract monster.
"They still believe that crapitalism is the zenith of human evolution."
by Anony-Mouse0202 November 14, 2012
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Crapity

A term used to define something you did wrong whilst alone
"flushed the bird down the toilet, Crapity"
by name1 January 8, 2009
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Crapime

Crapime, an anime that ruins everything good about anime and turns into mainstream commercial bollocks.
Beyblade, Pokemon, Digimon, Bakugan, Yu-Gi-Oh, Avatar, Crapime
by Corpse Ragger March 29, 2011
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Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence
by Pikablox October 29, 2017
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