A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.
Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.
by from crapital region himself June 6, 2010
Get the crapital regionmug. by Gryphaena June 16, 2015
Get the crapitousmug. by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017
Get the Crapitalmug. Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap
by Cradatata December 11, 2016
Get the Crapitmug. Capitalism? More like crapitalism!
by gela-kela July 24, 2021
Get the Crapitalismmug. Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap
Bye bye because your crapits
by Cradatata December 11, 2016
Get the Crapitmug. The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
by DethRode June 7, 2016
Get the Crapitational Pullmug.