crapital region

A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.
Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.
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crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.
The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens
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Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"
by DethRode June 07, 2016
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crapitization

Noun. A process by which everything turns to crap. Alternately: A process that adds crap to something good and otherwise wholesome (or at least acceptable).
Twitter was great until the bots started showing up. It's crapitization at its worst.
by p1c August 21, 2009
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Crapit

Autumn made this up and she'll throw u down a toilet with the CRAPITS and autumn and a TAYLOR will flush u down as us fuschia and fuschica clap
Omg why is that girl such a crapit I honestly cant
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Crapitalism

Children start school as equals.

Children leave school on different levels.

However, they are all children.

Street sweepers ensure there is less illness.

Doctors cure illness.

Aldults MUST ALL be treated equally.

Stop the child abuse.

We are all born with nothing and we all die with nothing.

EQUALITY IS THE WAY FOR A BETTER WORLD ❤️
Crapitalism
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Crapitalism

What everyone calls it as soon as you bring twenty candy bars to class.
Capitalism? More like crapitalism!
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