craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

Crapfap

When you fap after you take a crap

Verb

"Hey dude I need to use the bathroom so I can crapfap".

by The human meme December 26, 2018

crapfap

When one craps and faps at the same time in the bathroom.

Hey man wait here while I take a crapfap. Verb

by The human meme December 26, 2018

craphat

A person who is below the same social class, standing or background as ones self. Originally used within the armed forces

"Bloody craphats, punch of w4nk3rs!"

by Batfink October 25, 2004

craphat

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

by Valerie May 24, 2004

crapapalooza

An event or series of events so crap-laden that it transcends craptacular, craptastic, but falls short of crapnarok.

My bosses wouldn't let me off for medical appointments so I quit my job. My appointments found gallbladder disease. Now I'm going to have a hard time paying for the fucking surgery. This week's been a real crapapalooza.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

crapnap

n. 1. What women call a shitnap. See also shitnap.

Garden club member #1: "Agnes, you're walking mighty funny this afternoon."
Garden club member #2: "Oh Maxine, I took a crapnap before the meeting, and overslept."

by Sleepshit MaGoo April 24, 2005