Crapity

A term used to define something you did wrong whilst alone

"flushed the bird down the toilet, Crapity"

by name1 January 8, 2009

crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crapital region

A term used for the region around Albany, New York, for describing its washed-up, has-been (if it isn't actually a never-was, never-will-be) nature and unsuitability as a place to grow up, raise a family or grow old. The trash is whiter than the snow. The guidos/guineas/wops rival those in NYC for inability to be severed from their families. Most whites are actually at least as racist and/or homophobic as the stereotypical Southern white. The school districts are overwhelmingly segregated. If I could go back in time, be reborn elsewhere and never live in the Crapital Region, I would make that choice right now. Remember that Albany is an anagram for "by anal," which is how you take it when you live in the Crapital Region.

Crapital Region residents think the world revolves around them. Last I checked, it revolved around the sun.

by from crapital region himself June 6, 2010

crapit

Basically a substitute for *amnit for non-pottymouthed folk.

Theodore: Ha! I mopped you in Halo!
George: Oh, crapit!

by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

crappity

An exclamation of extreme discontent. Politer than its cousin beginning with "f". Sometimes put into a chant for such remarkably unpleasant occasions as losing badly at a game of Liero or being walked in on whilst watching movies unclothed.
Related phrases: "crap crappity crap", "crap crappity".

"Aiiieeee, Chiqita Bombs! Crappity crappity crappity crappity crappity!"

by anon June 30, 2004

crapiture

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

by Aaryanna July 3, 2006

crappitite

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006