crappitite 

The extreme urgency to crap.

After the nuclear war Jim lost his crappitite

crappitite by Jim Gayman September 2, 2006

Crappetizer 

That seemingly normal shit you take 15 minutes before realizing you aren't even close to finished.

"Dude, pull over."
"You just went, man.'
"Apparently it was just a Crappetizer. Now pull over before I shit in my pants!"

Crappetizer by Plabadahey February 4, 2010

Crappetizers 

Small food items you would not normally eat, unless presented to you as the only food option at an event where you drank a bit too much already, and plan to continue to drink.

"I'm so buzzed right now that those crappetizers are beginning to look good..."

Crappetizers by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels May 12, 2007

crappetizer 

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

crappetizer by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crappetite 

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

crappetite by Reon Smith November 15, 2006

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

crapetite by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

Lost my crappetite 

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

Lost my crappetite by jupiter77 February 10, 2010